I say, "Um… Well, It's a lifestyle blog.. and an Art blog… and I kinda talk about my kids and my family.. and movies and craft and… and I… um… made a flowchart… That's what most people visit for…"
And they say, "A Flowchart? Whaddya mean?"
And then I try to explain The Stephen King Universe Flowchart….
Other people, after their eyes have glazed over, say, "I have no idea what you are talking about, but I still like you, cos you're pretty and stuff"
Thanks! Now, just 'cos you said that, Im gonna blow my own trumpet!!
This crazy flowchart has been one of the most satisfying creative endeavours I have ever embarked upon. I love knowing I have created something that has resonated with so many people.
It makes my head spin that my chart has featured in some awesome places like
The New Yorker The Paris Review i09 Cracked.com The Huffington Post
And I love that there are so many nutty people out there who get it. Who love it. Who want it. You guys rock.
And of course, thanks to Stephen King…. I'm still waiting for an email :-)
*in related news, did you know that Aaron Paul might be playing Eddie in Ron Howard's Dark Tower films!!! I think this is fantastic news, BITCH**!
** That's a Breaking Bad reference, Mum. Don't rouse on me for saying bad words on may blog…