There are reports that a gang (or duo) of trouble makering, graffiti-ing, crazy lunatics is roaming our area.....
|Seeking out chalk and toy cars.....|
|They display a blatant disregard for societies rules,|
|And can be unreasonably silly.|
|They have also been known to use charm and gorgeousness as a diversion,|
|Which totally works.......|
|The public is advised not to worry too much, as they are easily distracted,|
|And often sign their real names....|